Wednesday, November 26, 2003

THANKSGIVING SODA???

Someone was playing "mad scientist."

Now there is turkey and gravy soda. The soda may sell in Seattle only.
It sounds like something the desperate concocted for Thanksgiving leftovers-- similar to turkey cupcakes!
THE DISSIDENT FROGMAN (SAYS)


" State Terror Capitalists • Capitalistes Terroristes d'Etat
Maybe you thought you were a bit harsh and unfair with the French lately. Maybe you thought that, after all, it was more than time to forget about the squabble and "fall in love again."

Think again:
« ...France was not just Baathist Iraq's largest contributor of funds; French banks have financed other odious regimes. They are the No. 1 lenders to Iran and Cuba and past and present U.S. foes such as Somalia, Sudan and Vietnam. »
By Mike Gonzales in the WSJ, and not knowingly understated by Stephen Pollard (don't miss the comments, there are some interesting points by Stephen's readers)

The French idiots will be happy at the simple idea that their government, its state and private owned banks are lending millions of dollars to America's foes.

The last square of decent and thoughtful French will feel nauseous at the idea that their hard earned money is distributed to the worse dictatorships on the face of this Earth, including to those that devoted themselves to our own downfall, in order to oppose the greatest democracy.

One could call that treachery of our alleged values a "suicide by proxy", but the suicide being involuntary (at least for the aforementioned last square) I would rather name it a premeditated murder of the French nation and its people by the French ruling and financial elite.

Among the last square, those with a particularly tough stomach will also have the time to notice, with a disillusioned smile, before they rush to the toilet, that the loan looks furiously like a gift.

Unless one seriously believes that Cuba or North Korea is a solvent patron.

Consequently, the ultimate thought before throwing up is that this ever harder to earn money will keep flowing to support more murdering states, as far as they're declared enemies of the West.

I promise a hell of a party the day I'll finally get rid of my French passport and nationality. Should be fun. Be there.

In the meantime, I hope there are enough people in the camp of freedom to understand that in this war, the most significant part of France chose the opposite side. "

The Dissident Frogman
IZZAT'S FAMILY ARRESTED!

RANT:
This would frustrate some Americans. It won't sit well when they find out. HA, go to it. In fact, make arrangements with Jordan to bring Saddam's daughters back. At the very least, Izzat Ibrahim's family is supporting his terrorism. They also benefited from the rape of Iraq.

I wouldn't usually cheer this method of warfare, but for the Bin Ladens and the Husseins, there are no rules. They have none and will beat us to death with our own rules and their creativity.

Does this mean we will reduce ourselves to their level? That may be; but, when we win we will return to abiding by our rules. If they win, nothing will be too despicable. "Fight fire with fire!" but be very careful we don't get burned. (make note to get burn ointment ready)

Furthermore, I would start rumors about a soldier, unnamed, who tortured the daughter. Take video verifying that nothing happened, for future use. I'd even set up an encampment to draw the terrorists into a trap. ("build it, they will come") Thousands of Iraqis fear for their families. Apply a little of the "anti-freedom fighters'" own medicine to the Izzats of this war!

They may not worry about their families in American custody; but, they might fear what their fellow "mad dogs" will do. This should shake up the scum.

I can hear the screams now. No, No! We don't do this. Liberals throughout the world will shout and curse...Oh, they do that already.

I'm not saying to hurt them...just make them disappear. Let Izzat worry; let them wonder about their own families. In fact, keep them at one of the plush hotels in downtown Baghdad.

Oh, too dangerous you say? Awwww. Then don't bomb the hotels.

The Terrorists around the world are changing the rules, working hard to be creative. We were following the rules and the Terrorists use it against us.

Spread rumors that Saddam has been dead for 2 years. Make the other side prove it's not true. It's time for some CREATIVE WARFARE. . .it's our turn to shake up the enemy.

END OF RANT

I would consider muttering "sorry" for the rant, but not for a little while. I'm still enjoying the thoughts of confused Terrorists worrying.

Monday, November 24, 2003

LETTER FROM GOTHAM

Diana

Welcome back, Diana….or is it, Max you idiot? I mean: reading Diana’s Blog was an almost daily event. And then, it seems someone found her (discovered her identity) and told her. (that’s not nice!) I can only sympathize; might even empathize someday. Diana closed up the blog.

I knew she came back, but I didn’t have time to check and then I forgot to check. Today, I was reading the more current posts and hit one that was incredibly good. She hit the point—squarely. It was concise, it had impact. Oh, she’s been good before; she will be good, again. This was spectacular! Thanks for your blogging and especially for one particular post, Diana.